Be Quiet as a Mouse

With the release of more polling figures favouring the Conservatives, pundits are increasingly willing to declare a Conservative victory. But I distinctly recall some old saying about a fat lady singing...

Conservatives would be wise to take a page from those dirty Liberals, even though it pains me to say it. The higher the Conservatives lead in the polls, the less they should say publicly. If I had my way, candidates would be restricted to saying only three words in response to all media queries. "Vote for me"

Then again, even that may be pushing it.