Hilarious Take on Liberal Ads

Everyone in the world should read these spoofs on those (dirty) Liberal attack ads. I didn't write these, just people funnier, smarter and with more time than I.

Just now at the Subway on Bank Street, I was buying my lunch and there
... in line
... standing in front of me
... was a soldier.
In our cities.
In Canada.
A soldier.
He seemed to be ordering the six-inch ham and turkey.
With chipotle sauce.
In Canada.
We're not making this stuff up.
-- Maclean's columnist Paul Wells.

Stephen Harper wears glasses.
For reading.
You know what he reads?
The Bible.
You know who else reads the Bible?
George Bush.
Will Stephen Harper turn Canada into a Christian theocracy?
We don't know.
He isn't saying.
Choose your Canada.

Stephen Harper has a dog.
You know who else had a dog?
Hitler. Adolf Hitler. That's who.
Did Stephen Harper train his dog to attack racial minorities on command?
We don't know.
He's not saying.
Choose your Canada.

Stephen Harper went to a hockey game.
In Detroit.
Michigan.
United States.
Our game.
Being played down there.
Will Stephen Harper sell our game to the Americans to finance his corporate tax-cuts and ultra-right wing social conservative hidden agenda?
We don't know.
He isn't saying.
Choose your Canada.

Stephen Harper ate at a Tex-Mex place once.
You know what the Tex in Tex-Mex stands for?
Texas.
George W. Bush's home state.
And you know who else would have liked Tex-Mex food if he were alive today?
Adolf Hitler.
We're not making this up.
Choose your Canada.