Abandon Ship!

Today at lunch, I revealed to a co-worker that I was a closet Conservative. She, being the raving mad socialist, had difficulty grasping the reality of the situation.

Her response? "But you're such a nice guy?! How can you be a Conservative?"

I seriously don't think she'll ever talk to me again, what with the horns protruding from my head and all. Spending one red cent campaigning in this fair city would be a total waste of money. Toronto is a lost cause.

Anyway, back to baby-eating, devil worshipping!